a day in the life of the VFC YOYL team

Archive for February, 2009

Zorbie

Finally that day had come where the fate of the team yoyo had to be realised. No one knew when it would come except “The Man…” Michael Mills codenamed Mike. We got told by our trusted leader Pascal Marot that it was a big surprise and indeed it was a big surprise. It was one that would make us weak in the knees and yes that surprise was flattery(flat on our faces that was…). Our surprise was a predator… an enemy to society. Even when it was an enemy to society, nature embraced and took it in even when we rejected it. Mike Mills the compassionate “Man” didn’t like the idea of rejection so he decided that it needed to be cleansed of all its infirmities and potential diseases which nature gladly embraced and used for the good of the society. Many will refer to it as the black box that holds all of man’s dirt and waste but I call it Zorbie AKA Zorbit Environmental. This is a grease trap that holds all of the grease that comes from washing dishes and etc. By the way just in case you were wondering, we cleaned it. It smells like the kind of deodorant that a sewage pipe would wear but the only difference is that it’s a diluted smell.

Author – Peter Puata

The team were all smiles (bearing in mind that zorbie still lay dormant, bottom right...)

The team were all smiles (bearing in mind that zorbie still lay dormant, bottom right...)

As they lifted the lid off pandora's box, the atmosphere changed immediately (this is clearly seen by the expression on thier faces...)

As they lifted the lid off pandora's box, the atmosphere changed immediately (this is clearly seen by the expression on thier faces...)

They came, they saw..... and they passed out cold!

They came, they saw..... and they passed out cold!

A quick round of smelling salts & a few therapy sessions later, they were ready to conquer their inner demon & its filthy stench

A quick round of smelling salts & a few therapy sessions later, they were ready to conquer their inner demon & its filthy stench

Some serious inner Warefaring and tongues going on here!!

Some serious inner Warefaring and tongues going on here!!

Here comes the muscle, Bicep 1&2 at your service!

Here comes the muscle, Bicep 1&2 at your service!

Toxic liquid disposed of, gotta hurry or I'm gonna be late for my greenpeace meeting.....

Toxic liquid disposed of, gotta hurry or I'm gonna be late for my greenpeace meeting.....


MEAN LEAN YOYL TEAMING MACHINE

It was a battle of Team Supreme and Team Awesome, though being biased GO TEAM SUPREME, they were ultimately the best, it does not matter the end score.

So as I was saying… Soccer was the game and being dramatic was defiantly not lame. From lying rolling on the floor and screaming when kicking the ball. Oh and we cant forget the sweating and bleeding nose ( Michael and Peter), yes we went ALL OUT, we play with full force, so beware to challenge us…

If that don’t make us “mean and lean” the quick and easy 10 kilometer run is guaranteed. Okay so maybe a bit of an exaggeration so….. minus 8 kilometers from that and you’ll get….. Well… we’re running that’s the point. And we’re thoroughly enjoying it.

Swimming is also included in. though I cant yet say we have done it but we are sure to get there and when we do… Dum Dum Dum (drum roll) we’ll be ending this year with muscles of steel.

So not only are we equipping ourselves with the word of God but it feels like we preparing ourselves for a marathon too… Then again we are the “LEAN MEAN YOYL TEAMING MACHINE”

Author: Laurel Grstmeier

(Word from the editor: ‘Team awesome did in fact emerge victorious against all odds!! However team supreme put up a valiant effort, alas it was just not thier day to shine….‘)